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I love you, Trader Joe. To the moon and back.
This is going to be a short post because I’m up late tonight writing an essay on free indirect discourse in Jane Austen’s Emma for my Literature & Linguistics class. But I could not let the opportunity go by without telling you how, in the midst of the writing frenzy that accompanies my usual eleventh-hour inspiration, I would have starved tonight if it wasn’t for Trader Joe.
Dinner? Who has time for petty societal conventions like dinner when there is free indirect discourse to be analyzed, preferably before 2 pm in the third-floor English office of Wheeler Hall the following day?
Me, that’s who. Thanks to my trusty Trader Joe’s Indian Fare in a box, I was able to enjoy a meal of Pav Bhaji, jasmine rice, and garlic naan before getting back to work on that tense-aspect analysis. What is Pav Bhaji, you ask? Good question. I like to describe it to people as The One In The Teal Box.
See, Indian Fare is ready-to-heat Indian food just like your roommate’s mom so lovingly brings her in thirty thousand tiny labeled Tupperware single-meal portions every other week. The only difference is that Trader Joe encloses them in silver pouches that you can dunk in boiling water or slit open and dump into the microwave, so you feel way more badass when you heat up your dinner, like a Navy SEAL preparing C-rations or something.
While you’re at Trader Joe’s picking up your multicolored boxes, you should also be sure to swing by the frozen foods aisle and pick up some Garlic Naan, which heats up marvelously in a toaster oven.
I think that food this good deserves its own stereotypical ethnic Trader name, to join the proud ranks of Trader José, Trader Giotto, and Trader Ming.
I’m sure you’ve been in the situation where you go out to a nice restaurant with a large group of friends. It’s all fun and games until the check arrives and it’s time to figure out how to split the bill. Usually this means a few ambitious people around the table will whip out their cell phone calculators and a stub of pencil and sit around scrawling figures. And I don’t know about you, but we always seem to be saying “Okay, we’re still thirteen dollars short. Everyone throw in a dollar.”
I like to avoid these situations from the get-go by bringing out the heavy artillery: my TI-83. I’m kind of a nerd, if you couldn’t already tell by my school. One nerdy thing I have done in the past is programming my TI-83 with all sorts of useful programs. I’ve never taken a CS class and I’m definitely not a math girl, but that’s okay. If you like problem solving and logic in general, you’ll find calculator programming quite addicting anyway. The program I’m probably most proud of, and the one that I still use even though I’m not taking highschool Calculus anymore, is a little beauty titled “DINNER”.
“DINNER” has the ability to calculate, from any given person’s appetizers/entrees/drinks total, the amount of tax and tip they should pay. It even allows for adjustment of the percentage of tip you want to leave (10%, 20%, or anything you like).
My gift to you today is the full program of “DINNER”, straight from my TI-83. My explanation of what’s going on is in italics. You’ll see that it’s really not too hard to go into the belly of the beast and tinker around to write your own program; you’re basically just dictating to the calculator all the steps you would take manually anyway. May your group dinners never be dampened by awkward bill-wrangling again.
Asking for the total amount “A” spent on appetizers/entree/drinks
:Disp “AMT SPENT”
Asking how much “T” you want to tip your server
:Disp “TIP PERCENT”
Giving the user the results.
Total amount due:
:Disp A + 0.0825A + TA
And it can even be a conversation starter. You’re welcome.